two pump conversion

An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...

I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.

by donaldson November 30, 2003

two hats in a fireplace

(idiom) - An action that is difficult or impossible to repeat. (beginner's luck)

"i sunk that first shot, but aai... that second one was like two hats in a fireplace..."

by Nieeeeeeeel November 18, 2007

two beer queer

One who has homosexual tendencies only after drinking.

Amanda is a two beer queer. She only hooks up with girls when drunk.

by RediOrNot May 13, 2005

the old one two

a video game combination of the melee attack and a shot from a shotgun or other gun with a deadly punch. Also commonly referred to as two-piecing after the destruction the victim suffers.

Fuck dude i fuckin' gave that bitch the old one two that noob got fuckin' two-pieced

oh shit, thats just embarassing

by reuven malter April 29, 2008

Texas Two-Step

When a woman gives a man a harmless blowjob, using salsa for that added spice, and he finishes and she gets ready to go, thinking she is done. Then the man pulls out a lasso, ropes the girl back, and starts fucking her for real, using the cowgirl position of course. Bonus points for hogtying the girl.

Texan #1: Did you give her the ole' Texas Two-Step?
Texan #2: Fuck yeah, and she's coming back for more tonight!

by thisisnotmyrealname22 February 12, 2010

two-brew

The smell created when 2 people in a small room each fart and the smells waft up and mix, making a totally nasty ass stank.

this room smells like a two-brew

by Luke the don won dizzle April 19, 2005

mercy two

Say your clicking along on a website similer to hot or not...Weather it be for a laugh or because you really would normall frequate that sort of site. You see someone rather unplesant looking and want to give them a one, but you feel sorry for them for some reason or another and force yourself to give them a two. This can also apply to when your sitting on a bench and rating people who walk by or any similer activity.

Boy 1-Hey, how about that one!*points*
Boy 2-UHHGHGGG
Boy 1-That bad?
Boy 2-I'm thinking a mercy two, at best

by You care why? November 29, 2006