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Personality test

HA! Hahahahahaa! SEE!? WHAT DID I TELL YA!? That. Is. Priceless.

Hym "YOU DID THE THING! You did the minority report future crime! I TOLD YOU! You made them take a test that YOU CAN'T TAKE (because you'd cheat) and excised from your class them based on their score! That's always where this has been leading! Did I not say that? Holy shit! I read you like a fucking book! Shit! That's is wild. I'm a fucking genius. And a seer!"

"Oh geez, I don't know what we can possibly do about these narcissistic machiavellians! I mean I had them take a personality test (a test that I can't take by the way because I might cheat and score too good and I make the rules of the test so I decide what the answers to the test both "are" and "mean") and then "Got rid of" them but hmmm.... If only we applied that on a broader scale... Then we could... I don't know.... lock them in a cage against their will... If only we could do that.... Right? Guys.... Don't would want to get rid of them? Don't you want to "get rid of" HYM? We can "get rid of" the Jews.. Er, Narcissistic Machiavellian Psychopaths and Sadists
(But not the women who delight in exclusion. We won't do anything to them...). We can get rid of all of them forever... The world will be heaven. Everyone will be "striving for the good" (whether they want to or not) and anyone who isn't with be in a convent changing everything about themselves.... Or hell.... It'll be perfect forever (for everyone who doesn't have to push the turnstile of society forever) Yeah.... Right guys?..... Guys!? I'm helping all the people.... heheheheheh..." Dr JeepJorp

Iam "Holy shit Dr. JeepJorp! That's fucking insane! I mean, I'm insane (clearly) but holy shit man... That can't possibly be even VAGUELY ADJACENT to your position because that would be INSANE. You want to use your personality test to do a future crime! You're doing "Minority report"! I said that! I totally said that in the past! Nice job me. 'NiCe JoB oTh..."

Hym "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! That's MY! Think you're not allowed to do that! You don't have an 'other you' canonically! Stop doing my thing!"

Iam "..... Ok man geez relax."

Hym "You already did it once with the filthy monkey thing.... Never again."

Iam "Ok." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam January 31, 2023
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Lad test

A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.
" Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"
by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020
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Testing the oil

testing the oil is when a team of, say, soccer players goes to shower and if anybody gets a boner sometimes they try and just dip the tip as though an oil cap in your car. in the puccis of anybody who cant turn around. test their oil. you be a dipstick ya see
Ron is doing his thing where he overcomes his autism by trying to temporarily dominate any encircling opposition; he's testing the oil again
by 420osis May 23, 2018
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Test

Often used as slang for a single testicle or teste
“Yo bro the craziest shit happened
What bro
“I broke my test”
“Fuck bro I’m sorry
by Piglet030405 March 13, 2023
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Rorschach test

When a single event is interpreted completely differently by each side as driven by their political priors.
Trump's indictments are seen by Trump supporters as badges of distinction in a fight against selective prosecution, and as righteous condemnations of his egregious behavior by his detractors - a true Rorschach test.
by sensei10 August 2, 2023
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COM-TEST

A Video Older Than Me At The Zoo.
Com-Test Is The New 1st Oldest Youtube Video.
by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 August 23, 2020
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Test food

The food that you have on a important test.
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