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Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)
It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.
by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025
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salty

1. possessing qualities deemed belligerent or bitter due to oneself's personal loss or any like event brought about by a dissatisfying incident
"Chester was evidently salty he lost to an opposing individual in a battle of fisticuffs, as he claimed there were inequities due to an age-based disadvantage, in which he is essentially citing a difference in muscular composition and development"
by chester224_ March 6, 2017
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salty cheeks

When someone cried and the tears left residue due to them drying up.
It can be heard in the song "Parallel Universe" by Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"Kill the pressure, It's raining on salty cheeks"
by Dorissima April 13, 2025
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Salty boy

A person regardless of their gender or sex who consistently craves or prefers salty or savory food over sweet foods or desserts.
Dominique loves french fries but I don't think I've ever seen her eat french toast. She's such a salty boy. Maybe you should give her a box of roasted almonds instead of cookies.
by Spice lord September 9, 2020
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Salty

by Boiat101 January 14, 2019
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Salty geyser

Ejaculate in partners mouth then tell your best joke

Stand back..
Avoid it like a salty geyser .
Funnier than a salty geyser.
by Sweet misogyny January 25, 2023
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Salty

When one of your friends can't handle almost anything going their way. Or when things just don't add up. Either getting upset or confused or just plain tagging them in things online to have fun.
Eg.

Marcel can't handle losing at a nice friendly game of magic the gathering, therefore he is being salty. Sometimes for an unprecedented amount of time. It could take years for the salt to disappear
by Thelivejay May 8, 2017
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