When two naked men use their penises as swords and whoever loses and cums first has to like it off the other man penis
by Ogie bogie October 13, 2020
by fckfuckfuckfuckyu August 31, 2010
by littlejimmie April 30, 2019
A Dick Cleaner is a professional title given out to a nymphomaniac slut that cleans dicks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the penis.
A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"
"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"
"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"
"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
by The Moody Poet August 10, 2006
A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.
"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."
"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."
by Pork King May 01, 2003
Opposite of being dick down, similar to fucked up but only this relates to sex.
To be such a turn-off or fucking up so badly you couldn’t get laid
Basically screwing up so badly you couldn’t screw them.
To be such a turn-off or fucking up so badly you couldn’t get laid
Basically screwing up so badly you couldn’t screw them.
by Hoskii April 05, 2019
by Nymphv September 04, 2019