suicidal moped

A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of

Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.

The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.

by attifinch December 9, 2011

Suicide

For those living dangerously at the Soda Fountain. A little bit of each flavor goes into the cup. With practice you can craft better ones and leave out redundancies like adding cherry cola and regular cola.

Waitress: “And can I start you off with something to drink?”
Patron: “ Yes I’ll have the suicide please.”
Waitress: “ Diet in that as well?”
Patron: “ yes please, but no tea or lemonade if that’s in your fountain..”

by Colajerk June 27, 2021

Suicide

A real fucking problem in this world. It’s that thing that took the girl of my dreams from me while we’re still 14. It’s not talked about enough and not enough is done to prevent it. Society needs to stop saying that depression is just a fake thing for attention and needs to realize that it’s a problem that claims far to many lives each day. If you have someone struggling, help them. Even if they don’t want it, help them. They need it and you better be there for them while you still can before you have to stand at their funeral and tell their coffin and lifeless body that your sorry and love them. Don’t let it get there, if you need help or have someone who does. Get that help, don’t let it do it go untouched until it’s too late.

She was so tired and scared of life that she found suicide was her only way out of it.

by BrickleRicm January 3, 2022

Suicide fever

when someone cant stop thinking about suicide, its all they think about

“im sorry I've been so down lately, i have suicide fever and im not doing so good….”

by valhagesyui November 18, 2022

suicidally motivation

the mood you are in where you don't care about life just enough to where you are able to do new things, that you were originally afraid to do.

Person 1: "Hey want to go bungee jumping. "
Person 2: "Yeah sure just have to wait for the suicidally motivation to kick in."
Person 1: "Should I get you a therapist? because that should not be the way for you to do things."
Person 2: "No, plus the debt would bury me before I could."

by ranger10:34 pm May 9, 2023

Skidded Odem Suicide (5o5)

A skidded odem suicide is a word used to describe a phase where one gets so stressed or so high/drunk that they have a small explosion in the brain causing them to just got somewhat crazy for a small ammount of time doing things they normally wouldnt do to cope with the crazyness.

Bro i've been so stressed im abt to have a Skidded Odem Suicide (5o5)

by vandaI November 30, 2020

Suiciding (v.)

The act of fabricating a scene in which a murder victim is set-up to appear as though they have committed suicide

At that point- the victim has effectively been "suicided"

The pharmaceutical industry is Suiciding (v.) every holistic doctor that challenges them

by MitchPreme November 21, 2018