cock sandwich

This is when you get a real ass chewing by your boss

I was late to work today so my boss gave me a real cock sandwich!!

by Ricey Ripp November 9, 2006

Crazy sandwiches

Cassy, Claire, and Mona because they are mean. People who send someone on a wild goose chase searching for non existant phrases. Thats right now I made one up about you fools. uh. What now.

Cassy: Lets be mean to jackson and call him a snake tosser
Mona: yeah sounds great because were meanies
Cassy: Yipee Ha Ha Ha im evil
mona: and ill be even meaner saying "Wouldn't you like ta know" and stuff
Cassy: Awesome thats why were crazy sandwiches.

by Frank Johnson November 12, 2005

panda sandwich

a sangwich consisting oF sourdough bread, ground panda meat, lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, guava jelly, camel semen, bamboo, twat waffles, cooter juice, and a big fat juicy pickle.

goes good with a cum frap.

Allie:Welcome to Douchewaffle Hut. May i take your order?
Brett: Yes, I'd like a panda sandwich, no big fat juicy pickle, and a cum frap.

by anthony6969 July 15, 2006

nigger sandwich

a HUGE sandwich that usually consists of 20 or more pieces of meat, 20 or more pieces of cheese and mayo on both pieces of bread.

Basically a HUGE sandwich thats ingredients resemble 5 or 6 individual sandwiches all in between 2 pieces of bread

I'm hungry as a bitch what you got for me man?

i can make you a nigger sandwich

thats straight! ill take that

by Young Jeezy00000009 November 2, 2010

mcqueef sandwich

where a female takes both peices of bread and wipes then on her vagina, and queefing all over the bread which puts all sorts of things such as "butter" on the sandwich, thus making it a mcqueef sandwich!

thomas mcqueef wants a mcqueef sandwich

by matty boy jr February 26, 2009

Milk sandwich

a clever way of telling someone you want to see if they want to cum in there mouth

hey bitch would you like a milk sandwich??

by RIPPO December 9, 2008

Turkey Sandwich

When you work at a hospital or retierment home and a patient asks for a sandwich, so you wack off on the sandwich and fire your money shot on it and tell them its mayo.

Some old dude died because some asshole gave him a turkey sandwich.

by DF2022 October 11, 2007