The Ashtray Rules

1. Don't cough in the ashtray
2. Don't sneeze in the ashtray
3. Don't laugh in the ashtray
4. Don't blow on the ashtray
5. OR YOU HAVE TO VACCUM

These rules can be repeated for joint-rolling. No-one wants all their weed on the floor.

Person1: *cough cough* oh shit i spilled the ashtray everywhere with my misaimed cough.
Person2: Get out the vaccum then, you know The Ashtray Rules!

by MMMerangue April 17, 2008

3rd rule

If you're gonna have sex don't forget to protect! Ain't nobody got time for babies

Duuuuude, you're gonna get laid? Don't forget the 3rd rule man, you feel me?

by Watchagonnado June 01, 2014

Rule 44

If something exist, then someone has kinned it.

Person A: oh man, a Thomas the train engine kin blog just followed me.
Person B: eh rule 44 man, just block 'em.

by lolliepops_rox March 27, 2018

scotch rule

since good scotch is aged twelve years, so should a woman.

person X: hey how old is she
person Y: 12...
person X: ok, im gonna call scotch rule, i hope dateline doesnt hear about this shit...

by suckmyfatdicklongtime January 11, 2009

road rules

A tv show on MTV, that casts 7 people to live together on an RV and travel around the world and compete to win money and other prizes.

by indi July 29, 2003

Rule 334

Like Rule 34 and Rule 34F, except more official.
If it exists, there's furry porn of it.

Person 1: "Dude, is there porn of furry Teen Titans?"
Person 2: "Rule 334."
Person 1: "Holy fuck why??"

by CHCreations May 05, 2019

rule 25

rule 25 of youtube/internet is "if it exists, there is a trap remix of it"

video: potato knishes-trap remix
comment: rule 25

by japizza March 07, 2019