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Rule 347

Downvote if the video doesn't have subtitles...happiness should have subtitles
RULE 347 - If someone uploads a funny video to the internet and there is someone speaking with a very bad pronunciation or there is noise that does not allow to be understood, it must be accompanied by subtitles so that everyone can laugh, otherwise they must downvote
by XBMforce March 31, 2022
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Arredondo rule

whenever someone is speaking in generalizations, there is always an exception present. Based on the principle that there are always people around you that think that the norms do not apply to them, because they are special and one of a kind.
person to a group: "I read that you can't sneeze with your eyes open"

After making the statement, most people in the group will nod their heads in agreement, remembering the last time they sneezed...while there will be one person who claims that either they or someone they know always sneezes with their eyes open - That is the Arredondo rule.
by maestro0035 March 19, 2010
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scotch rule

since good scotch is aged twelve years, so should a woman.
person X: hey how old is she
person Y: 12...
person X: ok, im gonna call scotch rule, i hope dateline doesnt hear about this shit...
by suckmyfatdicklongtime January 10, 2009
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Rule 334

Like Rule 34 and Rule 34F, except more official.
If it exists, there's furry porn of it.
Person 1: "Dude, is there porn of furry Teen Titans?"
Person 2: "Rule 334."
Person 1: "Holy fuck why??"
by CHCreations May 4, 2019
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7up rule

When a guy refuses to date a girl that's below a 7.
Johhny has high standards for girls he goes by the 7up rule
by jumpman98 September 6, 2016
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road rules

A tv show on MTV, that casts 7 people to live together on an RV and travel around the world and compete to win money and other prizes.
by indi July 29, 2003
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The Golden Rule

One of those classic "viable only in theory" philosophies that doesn't stand up in the real world.
Two huge problems with The Golden Rule are:

(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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