Pot-a-plegic

1.)Those rare few capable of somehow abusing THC products and claim they "Can't even get up without pot."

2.)Dumb people that get lazy too often to be healthy

Chris' lazy ass needs to go for a walk and watch his tolerance before he goes full, "pot-a-plegic."

by Subrosa27 April 17, 2021

POT

Post orgasm torture, an act of bdsm in which you continue the sexual act (usually a hj) after the receiver has cum. It is offer performed after edging although they can be done individually.

Person 1: are you into bdsm?
Person 2: definitely, I hope you like POT

by MangoMaybe February 15, 2022

Pot attack

When you smoke pot and a few minutes later pass smooth out. Almost like you die and then come back to life.

Last night I was smoking pot with my friends, then all the sudden sherri had a pot attack, we thought she died.

by messy bun2 November 3, 2022

hanging the pot on

Stalling for time to get away with something. Seems to be common in SE England but no mention of origin anywhere online. Please post up if you know!

Little Susan was keeping very quiet reading, which she never did. "Come on", said her father, "its bedtime - you're hanging the pot on."

by SouthernNomad November 4, 2021

Rock The Pot

Well its a term me and my friends made it means to Fucking Blast a giant shit load on the toilet.

I need to rock the pot.
Damn man you rocked the pot
Its smells in here did you rock the pot?

by Bryan Hooper May 3, 2004

Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.

Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”

by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021

The pot hole filler

When a woman with an eye patch blows you and right when you're ready to nut, you pull back the eye patch, nut in the socket, and replace the eye patch.

I just gave that one eyed bitch the pot hole filler

by Dark daddy December 19, 2022