HUSBANDDDDDDD
by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024

Guy how has everything he wants but gets cold feet so leaves you for a crackhead. Then proceeded to tell send crackhead he loves her but has opened admires he’s using her to get over you.
“You can try your hardest to break us up but I’m not going anywhere soon or at all” RED FLAGGS RED FLAGGS PLAYER ALERT
by MessyTok July 29, 2021

When in a sports debate, the other person thinks just naming all the players of a team makes them good. Being able to rattle off several random players doesn’t make them good.
“Dude, Lebron had no help on those early Cavs teams”
“Bro yes he did, they had Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, Eric Snow, and Sasha Pavlovic”
“That’s just player naming bias, those dudes were all bums”
This is applicable to any sport, not just basketball as in this example.
“Bro yes he did, they had Larry Hughes, Drew Gooden, Eric Snow, and Sasha Pavlovic”
“That’s just player naming bias, those dudes were all bums”
This is applicable to any sport, not just basketball as in this example.
by MCTrApLoRd June 7, 2023

by Yourgurllmkutie November 3, 2014

A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.
Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”
Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
by Freddie Freaker April 18, 2023

A rage soccer player is a girl/boy who is a slut or a fuckboy who think they are better then everyone else.
by Goalzzzzz123 March 22, 2017

when someone sucks at a certain game or action which makes them suck at everything at life and is a absolute loser at life
by l dont know January 15, 2022
