Piss Pot

A guy who likes the tits of cows! often refered to as a farmer who is lonely and cant get a date!

Get that piss pot away from my cows!

by ugly_0101010 May 15, 2005

Piss excellence

when some one thinks they are greater then everyone else

Tom:"Yeah dude I can eat all i want and still stay skinny"
Brad: "Well not all of us piss excellence in the morning"

by Aries90_Ps3 October 13, 2008

piss in your pocket

Australian expression used when asking a friend or associate for help when they are finding life easy but you your struggling to even get started.

"don't mind if I piss in your pocket do you"

by linux_galore February 13, 2004

piss ant

Any person who is incapable of consuming as much alcohol as you can. Generally someone who has arrogantly been boasting about how much alcohol they can consume but then falls far short of the trumped up expectations

He was shit faced on 2 pints - the piss ant.

by Georgie Burgess April 14, 2006

piss monkeys

All the sea monkeys that get left behind after the act... that are flushed out into the waterways of the world.

Frequently used as a manner of swearing without swearing.

God damn piss monkeys!
What the piss monkeys is going on here?
I say, piss monkeys again?

by XopsX June 12, 2003

piss pipe

A partner urinates while giving fellatio.

She gave good piss pipe.

by billbobaggins2 January 4, 2009

piss painter

the acidity of urine has a notable affect on copper and some metals. To some, the product created is concidered modern art

Josh has this weird metal artwork in his living room...
Don't touch it! He's a piss painter

by bayla April 27, 2009