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mom dancing

A dance style characterized by easy, repetitive steps often requiring minimal effort and little skill. It is generally adopted by middle-aged Caucasian mothers with no sense of rhythm. This usually provokes an awkward feeling in young people associated with the the person who chooses to adopt the style.
As soon as they played Happy by Pharrell Williams there was some serious mom dancing going on amongst the mothers chaperoning our school dance.

I have trouble watching Kylie Minogue perform live these days. Her choreography has been reduced to mom dancing.
by SupermanPunch May 25, 2014
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google mom

A mother who can find anything easily in a messed up room
Wow, you are a google mom. You know every corner of your child's room.
by Chutkoo December 5, 2009
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LinkedIn Mom

A LinkedIn Mom is a modern mom that networks on the web instead of the soccer field; updated version of the "soccer mom"
During a high school graduation ceremony this past weekend, Mrs. Anderson was graciously introduced as a "LinkedIn Mom" instead of a "soccer mom." Yes, the truth is often stunning to hear and she beamed with pride.
by mr. fancy pants June 9, 2007
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[your momming]

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian repeatedly.
Bill: What are you doing?
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming
by wahausfhiahfs January 8, 2009
mugGet the [your momming]mug.

ur mom

oh yeah I fucked her last night my bad, didn't' mean to break it to you like this bud thats tuff
OH UR MOM
by ItsMikaylaFromLonelyLodge December 6, 2018
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Mom Brain

Lack of normal brain function that the non mom does not possess. After birthing a child, you forget things frequently and don't remember what you did 5 minutes ago.
Oh geez Gina, looks like the mom Brain for you again!

I'm having a Mom Brain moment. Oh yeah, I'm Renee! Nice to meet you!
by Swoonma February 26, 2017
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Jason's mom

I banged Jason's mom
by Taco man May 6, 2014
mugGet the Jason's mommug.

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