LinkedIn Mom

A LinkedIn Mom is a modern mom that networks on the web instead of the soccer field; updated version of the "soccer mom"

During a high school graduation ceremony this past weekend, Mrs. Anderson was graciously introduced as a "LinkedIn Mom" instead of a "soccer mom." Yes, the truth is often stunning to hear and she beamed with pride.

by mr. fancy pants June 9, 2007

ur mom

oh yeah I fucked her last night my bad, didn't' mean to break it to you like this bud thats tuff

OH UR MOM

by ItsMikaylaFromLonelyLodge December 6, 2018

mom banana

a banana that is too spotty, bruised or whiffy for anyone to really want to eat but not bad enough to throw out - the type of fruit Mom will eat it since she paid good money to bring fruit into this house and it's still "good" - perfect to eat with a mom sandwich

"Want some fruit on your Cheerios?"

"All I got is a mom banana and a narsty old orange - I'll pass."

by lpeers April 15, 2010

mom dancing

A dance style characterized by easy, repetitive steps often requiring minimal effort and little skill. It is generally adopted by middle-aged Caucasian mothers with no sense of rhythm. This usually provokes an awkward feeling in young people associated with the the person who chooses to adopt the style.

As soon as they played Happy by Pharrell Williams there was some serious mom dancing going on amongst the mothers chaperoning our school dance.

I have trouble watching Kylie Minogue perform live these days. Her choreography has been reduced to mom dancing.

by SupermanPunch May 25, 2014

google mom

A mother who can find anything easily in a messed up room

Wow, you are a google mom. You know every corner of your child's room.

by Chutkoo December 5, 2009

Mom Brain

Lack of normal brain function that the non mom does not possess. After birthing a child, you forget things frequently and don't remember what you did 5 minutes ago.

Oh geez Gina, looks like the mom Brain for you again!

I'm having a Mom Brain moment. Oh yeah, I'm Renee! Nice to meet you!

by Swoonma February 26, 2017

Cy’s Mom

Hot. So hot Cy wishes he could have sex with her. But Cy’s gay. Talking about her turns him on though.

Cy’s friend. Cy’s Mom is so hot.
Cy: Yeah. Too bad I’m gay.

by Calebfanboy February 20, 2020