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rust lord

Blazed: This goober is such a rust lord
Spoonboy: yeh
by Pablon Muskobar November 4, 2023
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Meme lord

by Obscurissimus April 7, 2019
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Spice Lord

A person who is experienced in eating spicy foods, specifically Hot Peppers or sauces that incorporate high potency Capsaicin.
Wow, Pat really took those Ghost Pepper wings to the face, they must be a real Spice Lord!
by a_in_pa August 9, 2022
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Gay lord

Dawson is a gay lord because he fucks guys online for fun
Me: is that Dawson the gay lord?
Random: yes he slept with my boyfriend and cheated on his girlfriend
by I love Jake October 7, 2019
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Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.
"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."
by Friggyodon January 27, 2015
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Jelq Lord

1: The almighty jelq lord, the one who jelqs, the ultime jelqer
2: The greatest jelqer of all time, his penis hyas extended by over 74 inches in the past 48 hours
"Chat did you see what livvy dunne did the other day? Lol shes literally the jelq lord... She's so skibidi."
by livvy dunne May 3, 2024
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Lord ewok

Lord Ewok is the king of the ewok, he rules above all & can ban anyone or kill at his disposal, he is the all mighty kind we shall all bow for. Fear everyone has to him, with his aprentis prince ewok he rules the borders of the known universe.
Me:Ewok is coming!

Atomic: that gay ass is kill

Ewok kills him

Me: I love u no homo

Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone

Me: yes my king
by ObviouslynotFELIPE June 2, 2020
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