Dan Heng

Dan Heng is the person everyone wants. Ironically though, he has a husband.
Carol: "DAN HENG!!!!!! COME GET YOUR COCK UP ME PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU"
by NYV4-0815 May 05, 2024
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Dan Turner

An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...
Guy 1: Have you seen Dan Turner lately?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad

Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner
by Adz15110gay November 13, 2019
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Double and Dan

Waiting for your friends to go on a double date and then climb through their window to cum on there assets. Could be their oven, TV or pets.
Dan waited for his friends to go on a double date. When they left, he climbed through the window and shoved his dick in their freezer and that is a double and dan
by DA.DI October 24, 2019
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Dan and Nick

2 sexy mo-fuckas that always turns the fuck up 24/7
Dan and Nick just got there dicks sucked.
by Crouchy November 08, 2018
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Packing a Dan Soder

Based on the popular stand-up comedian, packing a Dan Soder is in reference to having a penis with an abnormally large head.
"OMG Becky, the guy in the grey sweatpants over there is packing a Dan Soder."
by Essdogger October 24, 2023
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Blue Dan

A drink a bought in the polo lounge (Glasgow, Merchant City) invented by the legendary Dan Kilnea, formerly supersior who cease to exist in polo from 2008-present. Now works in GHQ (edinburgh).
Daaaaann!!! Two Blue Dan

the Blue Dan's are on me

Mmmmmmmm I could drink Blue Dan all night
by Jordan McDonald November 07, 2008
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Dan's Law

The amount of energy required to not be a piece of shit is equal to the amount of energy required to post this definition.
Why don't people abide by Dan's Law, its really not that hard.
by StatesRightsTater November 30, 2021
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