spicy nuts

When you eat a ghost pepper and touch your nuts

Danny: “How do I cure spicy nuts?!?!”

by JafarsMen March 18, 2018

Nut Nectar

(N) the sweet male seminal fluids

after jane blew me, she swallowed my sweet nut nectar

by Rob Brady September 8, 2006

joe nuts

joe nuts is a racist term used to identify sussy impostors

person 1: "joe"
person 2: "joe who?"
person 1: "joe nuts"

by joesususynus July 7, 2021

cheezy nuts

the stinky crust that clings to the unwashed skin of the testicles

little boy! get your cheezy nuts over here and get into this bathtub NOW!

by csummersx November 14, 2004

nut bunnies

an interjection of consternation or disappointment, popularized by the titular character on the 1990s cartoon series Freakazoid!

Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you have just two weeks to live.
Patient: Aw, nut bunnies.

UrbanDictionary User: Nut bunnies! My submission is STILL under review?!

by Rofang August 25, 2008

nut junkie

One who cannot get his/her fill of semen.

Man, that hooker was such a nut junkie that she gave a free round of blow jobs to everyone at the party!

by amos quito April 29, 2005

Honkey nut

Nature's Lego

Argh! I trod on a fucken honkey nut!!

by rapunzabel November 20, 2018