relationship nazi

Commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, "relationship Nazis". Everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious "plastic happiness". Common characteristics of a relationship Nazi couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word "relationship" in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the "Myspace era". Other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of competitive-"suburbatory" behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship Nazis, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. Early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. Do they tout "bros before hoes" rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? Do they have a deep disdain for the opposite sex for being jerks/players?

Where's Zeik?
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.

by Ampresandman March 14, 2016

caliber nazi

Gun owners who have to have the biggest caliber weapon due to the misconception that smaller caliber weapons don't have enough stopping power and will not put an attacker out of commission before he hurts you.

Jack: I'm thinking about buying a 22LR handgun.
Bob: If you have to use it, the attacker is gonna keep coming if you shoot him with that. Best get you a .357 to be safe. More stopping power.
Jack: Nobody wants to get shot with any gun. Quit being a caliber nazi.

by Don Way April 1, 2016

neighborhood nazi

The nazi guy in your neighborhood he usually is across from your neghiborhood klans men

O look there's Frank the neighborhood nazi
he comes to your door and says papers please and you hand them over then you see him the local klansman Jim waves at you and you have back and say jim.

by Modere August 8, 2017

Brown Nazi

Brown person who doesn't like other brown people.

Sanjeev: Why do you hate me
Arav: Because I'm a brown nazi

by JefftheGOAT009 October 16, 2018

Sketchy nazi

A kid that acts like a Nazi yet is honours

Look at that sketchy Nazi over there

by Sketchy sketchy nazi October 17, 2018

Nazi punching

The act of being throat gaped by your wife/Girlfriends lover while yodeling.

Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.

Nazi punching

Verb

Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”

by Notalexjones October 18, 2018

Grammar Nazi

The word Grammar Nazi actually has nothing to do with actual Nazis, the word is merely something you call someone when they correct your grammar too much or rudely.

(On a group chat)
StraightOuttaTiltedTowers: Yo sup bois wanna play some fortnite?
TheRealGrammarNazi: First off, you dont say yo, you say Hey. Second off its "Whats Up", and not "sup". And finally its "boys", not "bois". Wow, so many stupid people nowadays.
StraightOuttaTiltedTowers: Bro your such a grammar nazi this aint school no one wants to be corrected.

by TheDankerMemes November 3, 2018