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Matthew

Matthew is a fun-loving guy. He is the type of person who seems intimidating at first sight but once you get to know him, he is sweet and sensitive. Matthews tend to have a connection to nature. He loves science and knows almost EVERYTHING about dinosaurs. Matthews have beautiful eyes and are very attractive. If you know a Matthew, don’t loose them. They make great friends and partner!
Guy 1: Who’s that dude over there?
Guy 2: That’s Matthew
by Mavi22 March 3, 2020
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Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway
"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"
by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016
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Matthew

Matthew! Stop drinking the green liquid hand wash in a sexual way!
by hollowknightenjoyer July 7, 2022
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Matthew

Guy who looks like my dad who has midlife crisis. Grows long beard because he is lazy to cut it. Also is biggest nerd that ever lived. He is greatly prepared for life. He can eat everything, even thing that he finds on ground. He doesn't need anybody, he has sigma male grindset.
Look at that hobo he could be Matthew
by Blund3r November 21, 2021
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Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken

U get no huzz, Ur game is horrible and ur unfunny or ur Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken
Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReaken means ur a lame ass MF
by Bruh224 March 4, 2025
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Matthew The Rodent

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.
Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt
by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021
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Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.
omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary
by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021
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