Peter Johnson Movies

A pejorative term used within the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom to describe the 2010 live-action film adaptation of The Lightning Thief, as well as its 2013 sequel, The Sea of Monsters. The term references the character Dionysus from the books, who is known to incorrectly refer to the franchise's titular character as "Peter Johnson."

Man, the Peter Johnson movies totally stunk! Did the writers even read a single word of the books?

by Leonidas Valdez September 21, 2023

Mark Johnson

Slang for an Massive and muscular male soldier

If you think you have it bad, imagine being at basic training with a bunch of Mark Johnsons

by CanukGuy September 28, 2023

johnson care

A reference to Medicare. Based on the Affordable Care Act being called 'Obama Care', Medicare came in during the Johnson Administration of the 1960's, and so Johnson Care is used to refer to Medicare. Social Security came into effect during the Roosevelt administration of the 1930's, and so Social Security is referred to as Roosevelt Care.

I'm over 65 years old now, so I've signed up for Johnson Care.

by Ozzie321 October 26, 2019

Frosty Johnson

Doing strange or foolish things in real life in order to dilute search terms for something you want to bury online.

Boris Johnson was out there frosty johnsoning again -- talking about how he likes to paint red buses. It's even more blatant than that Warner Brothers announcing a fake live-action Frosty the Snowman movie to distract from workplace harassment allegations.

by Forklift Buddy October 1, 2021

misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.

Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.

by BlastMasta February 15, 2020

Cranberry Johnson

Penis covered in period blood

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018

Tori johnson

Tori thinks she is so kind, funny, hot, and gay.. But the truth is that she just finished the popcorn..... Shes mean to me. And btw I HATE FEET!!? If you meet her dont look at her gorilla feet.

OMG DID U SEE TORI JOHNSONS GORILLAS??!?

by Tori&Autumn June 16, 2022