This is a fiction definition.
octagon jerk means a jerk or a group of people in a octagonal position to masturbate in a sexual manner and way. It also means a low iq person or an idiotic person. It also can be used as a meaning which is either marijuana or cocaine. It’s also a nickname for a pet.
octagon jerk means a jerk or a group of people in a octagonal position to masturbate in a sexual manner and way. It also means a low iq person or an idiotic person. It also can be used as a meaning which is either marijuana or cocaine. It’s also a nickname for a pet.
1. Ben: You’re an octagon jerk!
Jason: sorry.
2. Richard: I really hate people doing octagon jerk in a sexual way!
Tom: Yeah, I know that.
3. John: it’s not fair at all, octagon jerk!
Jeff: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to!
4. Quinn: I saw someone smoking octagon jerk.
Adam: Just tell him to stop and that will do the trick! :)
5. Benny: I just got a pet octagon jerk.
Kenny: What the hell?
Kenny: I think I’m disgusted!
Benny: I was referring to a pet, not a sexual manner.
Kenny: Oh.
Jason: sorry.
2. Richard: I really hate people doing octagon jerk in a sexual way!
Tom: Yeah, I know that.
3. John: it’s not fair at all, octagon jerk!
Jeff: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to!
4. Quinn: I saw someone smoking octagon jerk.
Adam: Just tell him to stop and that will do the trick! :)
5. Benny: I just got a pet octagon jerk.
Kenny: What the hell?
Kenny: I think I’m disgusted!
Benny: I was referring to a pet, not a sexual manner.
Kenny: Oh.
by KB_2024 September 10, 2023
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 8, 2018
A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.
Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."
Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."
Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
by Argan02 March 1, 2016
by Person54 April 7, 2018
Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"
by MaxwellMurdoch December 7, 2020
(verb) The process of ejaculation on ones face, and then proceeding to enthusiastically attack said face with palm of hand.
(verb). Smacking yo bitch after yu bust that nut on his/her face.
(verb). Smacking yo bitch after yu bust that nut on his/her face.
Bro, Becky is into some freaky shit. Last night she asked me to jerk smack her for the first time. Not gonna lie, I was into it.
by ulmus March 27, 2018
the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.
As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple
by pipedoc December 18, 2011