Jefferey Dahmer

A really nice person. He brought people to his house to party hardy. He ate people, which is pretty cool.

Theodore:Man, I love Jefferey Dahmer.

Random: Yeah, he’s pretty cool

by Wiseguywilly0 May 1, 2024

JeffCo trifecta

The JeffCo Trifecta is when you take a shot of meth, Kirkland’s Vodka, and a chicken sammy.

So after work I did a JeffCo Trifecta and played some Xbox.

by The_Jeffcobandit May 1, 2024

Jeff wingering

An older man who’s into a younger girl (typically 18-22) that constantly infantilizes her and refers to her as a child or a baby in order to remind himself it’s not okay. Originating from Jeff winger’s relationship with Annie Edison in the hit nbc sitcom.

“This older guy is into me but he keeps Jeff wingering me”
“Hey man you need to stop Jeff wingering that girl she’s only a year younger than you it’s uncomfortable”
“Ew do you see that guy Jeff wingering her it’s so uncomfortable he needs to find someone his own age”

by Sueslayvester32 May 7, 2024

Jeffits Head

Literally there is nothing bigger.

Is Jupiter big? Not as big as Jeffits Head.

by Jeffit May 11, 2024

JefferyKamovitch

A Old strong pretty bald person

Jefferykamovitch why are u bald

by CheseyyyYepp May 22, 2024

Jeff

Jeff’s are typically good ole boys. They like to pick pepperonis off of their pizzas and lick each one seductively before popping each one in their mouth.

A Jeff will usually buy you a cold soft serve ice cream on a hot day, but he will lick the swirl off the top of the ice cream before handing it to you.

Jeff fingered my spinach artichoke dip before passing it to me across the table .

by Frodo Hoofenstein November 23, 2024

Jeff

An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.

Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.

Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.

by reputable_realist December 8, 2024