Phone card

An invitation to have sex

buy me a phone card please

by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022

when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.

by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024

cat card

Someone's contact info for a booty call

Here's my cat card; call me later.

by Nawwal June 7, 2017

Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.

Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.

by Pajinus June 20, 2024

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

Telda Card

A credit/debit card offered by the company Telda when you create one for yourself.

I'll just order it with my Telda card.
It requires a Telda card.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025

swedish card swipe

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack

oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe

by Mustela February 6, 2023