Hand Pies

To roll up semen and feces for skat edible play.

His hand pies were a work of art in the bedroom.

by marcopollo May 12, 2015

Packer Hand

A godly figure capable of building almost anything. Can fix most anything and gets no respect for it. Often very under appreciated and asked to do more than anyone.

Dude this shit is fubared we better get a packer hand to work on it.

by j hawk August 31, 2010

Hand Diaper

1. The use of ones hand to stop the flow of fecal matter from coming out of their anus during a moment of severe diarrhea.

I was so sick that I was forced to Hand Diaper my diarrhea.

by the2ndflood October 5, 2007

dominant hand

The hand you write with.

My dominant hand is my left hand.

by threallegend December 19, 2017

pimp'n hand

The hand most often used to slap your ho's when they dont turn up with your cash.

Man, if dat ho dont give me ma money fo dem last two johns she just blowed ahm gunna have to get out da "pimp'n hand" and chek dat bitch!

by Daryl. W September 30, 2008

brown handed

When someone spills brown sugar all over the floor, in an attempt to open the bag and eat it raw. He/she tries to clean it up, but unfortunately accomplishes as much as U.S. did in Nam and quits. After sleeping it off, the criminal tries to lie about it the next day, despite how obvious it is that he/she did it.

Kal was caught brown handed.
Cal was caught brown handed.
You're jewish.
Good job asswipe.

by Bernard Taylor November 18, 2004

Hand-boned

Getting boned by your hand, or another persons hand

Nate was totally getting hand-boned last night

by Snickelfritz69 June 17, 2017