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Hammer

When you anal fuck your dog and you beat it to death with a hammer
Eli: Hi chase what did you do last night

Chase (Bubba chungus): I did the hammer
by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019
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Talking-Hammer

a hammer that talks
bob has a talking-hammer
by The big pp boy February 6, 2023
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hammer juice

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.
by Ed Richards November 10, 2013
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hammer gel

Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.
Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it
by Five 0 August 2, 2010
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Hammer

by Likehats52 August 28, 2016
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hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020
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chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.
Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!
by Chrishammer January 13, 2016
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