Dildo hammer

That guy at work who strokes another guy's ego when he fucks up beyond explanation.

Ole dildo hammer is feeding Gary a line because he crashed the crane and can't fucking deal!

by Boceefus June 18, 2021

Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

by jakah February 26, 2020

Hammer Nailed

Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.

Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.

by Pacingtons August 23, 2016

Midnight Hammer

When you give her the hammer at midnight (12:00) and finish by 12:01.

I gave her the midnight hammer last night and left, just like the airstrike.

by TheAtheistOfficer June 22, 2025

LEATHER HAMMER

A cock of extreme girth and excessive veins

Hey Patrick, did you hear about Jimmy's date last night?

Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!

by HeavyRail27 September 19, 2019

Hammer & Hatchet

A term used when regarding to both primary and secondary firearms.
Hammer being the Primary & Hatchet being the Secondary (or sidearm), or vice versa.

(Created by Interferon Alpha 2a)

My Hammer & Hatchet is that of an AR 15 & Glock 17.

by InterferonAlpha2a May 24, 2019

Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024