A term that defines the utmost brutality in certain scenarios. Can also be used in the wrong context to incite laughter amongst metal heads.
A:"Dude we're about to go onto Slaughter Creek Overpass"
B:"Dude that's metal as fuck."
A:"Ay, I heard you watch SpongeBob"
B:"Yeah so?"
A:"Dude...that's metal as fuck."
B:"Dude that's metal as fuck."
A:"Ay, I heard you watch SpongeBob"
B:"Yeah so?"
A:"Dude...that's metal as fuck."
by El tittysprinkles October 30, 2016

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

1. how many do i give? none.
2. i give no fucks about your drunken knife wielding bullshit.
drunkard.
3. i dont care.
2. i give no fucks about your drunken knife wielding bullshit.
drunkard.
3. i dont care.
me: about how many fucks do you think i give?
you: many?
me: no, infact i give none.
you: you give no fucks?
me: no.
you: many?
me: no, infact i give none.
you: you give no fucks?
me: no.
by knowlessmore September 15, 2009

When a vagina is gaping so widely one can fit a trundle bed within it and house multiple inhabitants.
When Amanda and Gregg discussed the sex life of their friend, jessica, they said "her vag is such a trundle fuck, of course she can fit her husbands dick and her part time lovers in at the same exact time!!"
by Craig frankrick May 25, 2011

by Joshuaperry64 June 14, 2016

When someone loses the ability to think or complete a sentence without saying fuck a bunch of times.
by DO.g March 9, 2004

had enough crap from all those that you have delt with in the past that anyone and everyone can go fuck themselves
by Bravia nova March 21, 2010
