Postwhackit Depression

(N) The feeling you get immediately after you’ve masturbated to completion where you are disgusted with yourself and the world around you.

“And so, as the Postwhackit Depression set in, I found myself desperately missing the warm embrace of the person who’s nudes I had just beat off to.”

by Fruitsnackdino October 28, 2018

student depression

When life at school is so hard, that your whole life falls apart

When the tears come streaming down your face because of school

I have student depression
I'm crying because i have student depression

by The Siljettes November 6, 2018

sophia depression

The feeling you get when you think about Sophia Lillis and how cute and pretty and amazing and adorable she is. Side effects are crying, wanting to meet her and hug her and tell her how much you love her, and an excesive feeling of uwu

This Sophia edits are giving me Sophia depression

by Loser 011 January 5, 2019

crippling depression

when you dont want to ice skate anymore because your too sad

mary ( ur preschcool frend) - HEy JOHANNA do you want to go Ice SKATING! today?

JOHANNA- no fuck off mary i have crippling depression you two faced cow headed ugly lookin annoying fuckin bastard that no one likes dont ever talk to me again you bitch, i only talk to u when we're in preschool UGH!

by mary the cow April 29, 2019

Thirst depression

Feeling depressed and lonely because you’re thirsty and alone.

After the burlesque show I saw a super hot guy and it just put me in a thirst depression.

by Sad boi hours April 29, 2019

Crippling depression

big mood.

Someone, anyone really: *pointing at me* Man, that little gremlin definitely has a case of crippling depression. I almost feel sorry for it.

by fox boi July 13, 2019

Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die

Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019