Fat piece of shit that thinks he is half black. Son of infamous Mr Peanut as seen in his nut ass head. Wears supreme to make him feel like he doesn't come from a broke asss home. Also raps lyrics he memorized last night. Bandwagon sports fan. Pussy that no one likes and person who thinks he can handle his alc but throws it away when no one is watching.
"Damn you know that pussy over there."
"Yeah he's a whole Dan Holman"
"I fucking hate Dan Holmans"
"Everyone hates them fat fucks"
"Yeah he's a whole Dan Holman"
"I fucking hate Dan Holmans"
"Everyone hates them fat fucks"
by Lacrosse coach December 22, 2017

You know, it’s the Dan Quayle effect. You know, he won the second time — I mean, lost the second time, he got to run.
by RudolphTheRock December 3, 2016

My friend Daniel Banks who told me he as an 9 inch hog were in 8th grade tho
Nazi liker
friends with Wally T
Yeehaw
Nazi liker
friends with Wally T
Yeehaw
by BIGLUIE November 29, 2022

Kinda shy but has a good group of friends. he believes in the drama, which caused him to become congested and confused with his inner thoughts. He believed what he wanted. I missed the old Dan. He took a heart with him.
by Owell1 November 4, 2018

by Dan the can December 22, 2023
