coffee

coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.

i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.

"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"

by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011

Coffee Jungle

A midnight snack including cheese, crackers, jam, and olives.
(This is Kev-wan's word)

Jacob: Yo, Kev-wan, let's go get hooked up wit dat coffee jungle shit!
Kev-wan: Hell yeah, nigga, cheese please bobakanoosh!

by Jonny Twotime November 9, 2007

coffee-and-couch phase

A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.

I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!

by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025

Millstone Coffee

a brand of coffee sold in the US, a division of the J.M. Smucker Company. The company sold whole bean and ground coffee in retail settings and on its website.

On September 9, 2016, J.M. Smucker Co. announced its decision to discontinue the Millstone Coffee brand, citing 'lack of sustainable demand

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Shred Coffee

The coffee breed of energy drink such as Java Monster. as opposed to the carbonated flavors (commonly referred to as "rock juice"), consumed by musicians who are preparing to shred.

With 20 minutes until show time, the guitarist slammed his shred coffee in less then 10 seconds.

by zenguitar June 16, 2010

the coffee

A copy of the 1980's band. Affair's song, "No Turning Back" also known as "Ain't No Way" on SOCAN. It was first mentioned in the 1984 porno, Taboo III. This was a speech-to-text error said by Christopher Saint Booth. One of the people in the 1980's duo, Who's Who? (Christopher Saint Booth, Philip Adrian Booth) who were behind infamous lostwave, Ulterior Motives/EKT/Everyone Knows That, who were also involved in Affair.

Who's Who? Fan: "YO CHRISTOPHER FOUND THE COFFEE I'M SO HAPPY"

by riverflow1986 August 23, 2025