Coffee

My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.

Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”

Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”

by December 11, 2020

coffee

a college student's blood

"Is there a coffee doner nearby?"

by クランチ June 23, 2019

Coffee

Used as a synonym for One-Night-Stands, especially in the black community.

Wanna grab a coffee?

by ConWarlock August 21, 2022

coffee

Colloquial term for anything so perfect, it cannot be described by any other means.

Have you ever seen Inception? That movie is coffee.

by FuckMountEverest May 01, 2019

Coffee

Liquid with Caffeine or de-caff a.k.a de-caffeinated

Or a mug made for hot stuff like: Hot coco, Hot coffee
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Coffee Table: Table for food and beverages

Grab the Coffee mug.
I got a Coffee Table
I’m using a coffee table

by Klak11 October 24, 2023

Coffee

Teachers would die if someone didn't invent this.

My teachers breath smells like coffee.

by axbodyspray February 03, 2024

Coffee

A drink used to help out stress,and sleepiness..also if drank by someone in the morning it will probably save everyone else's life from the person who drank it

"I needs coffee NOW" ok just calm down "how can I calm down if I havnt had my coffee" SOMEONE GET HIM/HER COFFEE

by Ayy24 June 23, 2018