Causeif

See perineum. The small area between the female's external reppoductive organ and poop chute.

Chya guy-ee, her causeif is there causeif it wasnt there would just be one big hole.

by Zacharoo October 21, 2003

closet emo

One who looks normal but secretly listens to 30 seconds to mars, panic at the disco and angel in the swamp. trys to act all hard with his peers and superiors but in real life is a bitch ass punk.(see Nelson)

Nelson has such a badass CBR 600. Too bad I caught him crying while he was listening to the Black Parade. He is such a closet emo.

by Porn*100 April 16, 2009

santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008

santa clause

A fat old man tat stalks u every day claimin tat he is only checkin if ur bad or good.

"He Knows When You're Bad Or Good" This means santa clause is a stalker ;P

by nicky0032 January 10, 2008

clouse

a very foolish or douche like person

somebody that falls over accidentally or does something to that effect is a clouse

Madden you clouse!

by James "I'm so much better than nelson brew" Madden May 7, 2007

Closet Sex

Closet Sex: when your fucking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep her in the "closet"

if you have ever fucked a girl, even if she is ugly or fat, but didnt tell anyone, you have had closet sex.

by Hot_Deli_Dan December 20, 2007

closet hemper

a fuckin stoner that wont admit hes a fuckin stoner. these people are usually gay...or just a dumbass
derives from closet humper: a person who humps closets, or one that is ashamed of their lifestyle

by Drew Fergy October 27, 2003