Brown Christmas

When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.

After eating all that Chinese food last night, I shat a brown christmas right before the dawn.

by Smegmid December 24, 2023

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.

Luckily the baking decorations were nearby so right when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin I was able to turn the bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.

by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022

Christmas Dave

The evening of Christmas Day

We were supposed to get together on Christmas Dave but everyone was too tired to go out

by klausfiend December 26, 2021

Christmas Crusher

the moment you realize what you want for Christmas...
on Christmas Eve.

December 2: Jenn- "Hey Laura, what do you want for Christmas?" Laura- "Hell if I know.."

December 24: Laura- "Dammit! I want *insert item here* so badly!" Jenn- "Too late now..." Laura- "Well that sure is a Christmas Crusher."

by ScarettRose December 27, 2011

Pre Christmas

Starting November 1st - November 30th
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.

Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.

You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.

"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."

by Atheguy November 1, 2023

the before christmas eve thread

the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons

many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site

anon1: bro did you see the before christmas eve thread?
anon2: yeah and it was really cool!

by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020

Christmas Eve 2023

A day where Kee Wei joins for dinner and drinks.

It is Christmas Eve 2023.

by Straits Times December 22, 2023