Chris Hansen

The best human to ever live. He exposes predators and gets them arrested. He is the greatest human to ever exist and always restores my faith in this broken world.
Chris Hansen is a legend
by Y'all are Stupid December 01, 2020
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Chris Spratt

A sample of human or rat urine.
"Ew...what is that smell?"
"Look at the spot on the carpet...looks like a Chris Spratt"
by CraiggersCondonTheFifth February 01, 2009
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Chris brown

Da most sexyest man dat u will ever see in your life
omg did u see chris brown on tv last night he looked so dame fine I'd tap dat in a heart beat
by breezy_baby March 25, 2008
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Chris Brown

Full name Christopher Maurice Brown and born in Tappahannock Virginia,he the sexiest r&b singer you will ever see. He can sing, dance, act, and he has the best ideas for matching clothes. He's coming out with a t.v. show and a clothing line. He's been in 3 movies and has appeared on tons of shows, awards, etc. If you have never heard of him then you are very behind on the music and acting industries.The songs he has released are Run It, Yo (Excuse Me Miss), Gimme That, Poppin', Wall to Wall, Kiss Kiss, With You, and Take You Down. He has also been featured in the songs Umbrella Remix by Rihanna, and No Air by Jordin Sparks. He is the new R&B Prince and anybody else better watch out.
Some lyrics to With You by Chris Brown. I need you boo I gotta see you boo and the hearts all over the world tonight said the hearts all over the world tonight
by ~*Leenay*~ April 13, 2008
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Chris Brown

(noun) A ferocious woman beater. Oh yeah, and he's a hip-hop star.
(verb) To brutally harm or injure your woman in a car just because she asked why your ex called you many times

Both words MUST be capitalized.
"Girl you better shut up before I go Chris Brown on your ass!"
by Rodney Kong April 09, 2009
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Chris Angel

When your doing a girl from the back you start yellin who is the mindfreak repeatly until she scream you are thats when you smack her in the face with your cock and say
Chris Angel is a mind freak
Jordan: Hey guess wat I did last night
Lamar: What you do now
Jordan: I gave my girl a Chris Angel
Lamar: Your a fuckin mind freak
Jordan: I know
by Jordan Fuller March 15, 2008
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Chris Browned

A term for battery or assault. It can also be used to describe an accomplishment.
Im going to Chris Brown your ass punk.

Q: Hey how did you do on that Sociology test?
A: Bro I Chris Browned that shit
by dmhabe March 17, 2009
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