Chip fig

"Dave I'm stoned wanna watch some chip fig videos? "
"Dude , fuck no watching chip fig videos makes me want to swan dive off buildings"

by Anomalies234 June 9, 2016

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Piss and chips

Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”

Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf

by Wyattwalnut December 1, 2020

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Twat Chip

A smaller, more dry version of a twat waffle.

She is like a bag of twat chips, but with more air than twat chips.

by Vaixl June 24, 2018

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dip on ya chip

Whoa you got too much dip on ya chip

Sarah: Hey um can I borrow a pencil
Kyle: you gotta get on your knees whore (deep breathing)

Random weeb: WOAH BRO CHILL WITH ALL THAT, YOU GOT TOO MUCH DIP ON YA CHIP

by Simp-of-lengend March 1, 2021

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A guy who is super cheap and lives to the name of “chip off the old block” because he’s simple a crumb of a man and a crumby man. Someone who breaks your boundaries and says it’s out of love. A person who has lights you into thinking you’re mentally unstable because you don’t want to be with him. Is usually bald and short and has a small penis.

Omg Chip texted you another paragraph after you told him to leave you alone ? Block him.

by maria THA lAST LETTE DEAD November 26, 2021

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No sauce on the chip.

A term used as ridicule and mockery of a very plain, bland, stale attempt at something rad.

The 6th graders cracked jokes saying my mother might be dating my uncle with no sauce on the chip. I went mask-off on them cuzzos, final boss for them. I went from ass kisser to ass kicker. But that was the day my very humanity started draining.

by EyeForEye January 8, 2025

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