Cooter Butter

A reference to one of the most hilarious forum posts in the history of the internet.

I can't find any lube, here's some butter for your cooter, I put it in the microwave for 8 minutes... cooter butter.

by tomx569 June 18, 2017

pinky butter

Its the little bit of shit left on the pinky finger after performing the shocker

I hit that bitch with the shocker and end ended up with pinky butter.

by Ipoundhotties June 25, 2017

Amish Butter

In order to create the Amish butter, you must start with heavy cream, only adding stripped copper wire, the splinters from a carriage, shaved horse hoof, and the throw up from the three refugees of rumschpringa. Can be dabbed.

"Those damned heathens have been smoking the Amish butter!" -Lancaster patch

by Barstoolrumschpringa July 3, 2017

butter piston

Yet another slang term for penis. It is meant to be humorous and not as offensive as some other slang terms.

Fred : "Dude, I thought Darcy was leaving you."
John : "What can I say? She can't get enough of my butter piston."

by Huge Assman November 2, 2017

PeeButt Butter

That last foamy, slimy, sticky blot of juicy shit around the dirt hole that smears on toilet paper after an unforgiving explosive bout of liquid diarrhea.

I had to wash my hands when the peebutt butter went through the toilet paper...as usual.

by RatchetRoyce November 10, 2017

bucky butter

A thick, moist substance created by the sweat and testosterone churning on a male deer's nut sack usually created in late October or early November during the rut.

The bucky butter is highly potent in November. Would you like some on your toast? Maybe with some Nut Liquor?

by icouldhavedied November 20, 2017

slippery butter

A pale tall white man, sometimes mistaken for Casper fucks the living shit out of you. After this is finished you are accepted into the brotherhood.

Colin wanted to be apart of the frat, so he did slippery butter with Kyle.

by Bangerman33 December 8, 2017