Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend

I could have made that story so much better and he has the best power so now I have to talk about him even though I don't necessarily want to...

Hym "Wouldn't it be better if Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend was really the villain? He's obsessed with Superboy so he resolves to augment the red kryptonite he finds one day and turns it pink in a lab accident that results in him becoming both tangible and intangible.

Then he uses the pink kryptonite to turn superboy gay and get superboy to molest his butthole. But Superman thinks something is amiss. He found himself suspiciously horny around that gay dude. So he enlists Batman to follow him. Who is this tangible/intangible gay man and why have they never heard of someone with such an overwhelming power? So they investigate and the truth is revealed but WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY DO AGAINST SOMEONE WHO IS NOT TANGIBLE!? So they are left to fight superboy to try and get him away from the pink kryptonite but OH NO! Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend doesn't have to deal with molecular entanglement! Molecules that aren't his are displaced when he becomes tangible! Even the Kryptonian's hyper-dense molecular structure isn't safe from molecular displacement! It's ok! Batman called a friend 30 minutes ago. Barry Allen comes flying in 'Sorry I'm late!' Barry can ALSO pass through solid objects and is able to vibrate hus molecules so that Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend can't permeate through Barry's body! Supertwink's Tangible/Intangible Gay Boyfriend is defeated! Superboy is traumatized from being used and molested! Bring him some whores to spite Hym! That'll make it all better!"

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

my boyfriend

The best person in the whole world, his name i will not say for his sake, but my boyfriend is my Ikea and my boyfriend means the world to me. My boyfriend is the guy i want to live the entirety of my life with, he is the one i want to grow old with.

I love you Ikea man, you are so special to me

I love my boyfriend more than anything and anyone in the world.

by Mejse March 24, 2023

Ratchet Ass Boyfriend

A sorry excuse for a boyfriend that rotates females like a ratchet does sockets.

Jake tadeo is a ratchet ass boyfriend. You know how many other females he be with?

by BlueEyedDevil143 March 27, 2023

Sex boyfriend

A male which whom you enjoy having sex often as if he was your boyfriend but there is no friendship or romantic relationship involved.

Kyle is the perfect sex boyfriend, he comes to visit often despite both being busy constantly.

by Rick_sanxhez April 23, 2025

National flash your boyfriend day!

Its a national day! Its official! April 26th is the official/flash your boyfriend day!. Go ahead and make your boyfriend smile by flashing him!

*snap* (flash) :O!
National flash your boyfriend day!

by Meowowowoowowo April 26, 2025

Club Boyfriend

A guy you always end up making out with on nights out. You don’t talk outside the club, but every weekend, he’s your temporary boyfriend.

“ It’s not serious, he’s just my club boyfriend.”

by kanetic April 27, 2025

Club Boyfriend

A guy you always end up making out with on nights out. You don’t talk much outside the club, but every weekend, he’s basically your temporary boyfriend.

“It’s not serious, he’s just my club boyfriend.”

by kanetic April 27, 2025