by WeMakeStuff December 1, 2017

Do you want to have 💀🌳 with me?
You look like a person who would have 💀🌳
Are you a Skull Emoji + Bed Emoji?
You look like a person who would have 💀🌳
Are you a Skull Emoji + Bed Emoji?
by TransgenderIndividual1284 June 25, 2025

Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".
Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."
Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
by TulipKitten November 1, 2021

by Anonymous Cardiff August 2, 2022

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016
