Ecuadorian Mud Biscuit

The action of whipping someone with feces (of usually the solid form) in a sock.

Did you see Josh hit Bethany with an Ecuadorian Mud Biscuit at that party last night?

by Jack Fitzy September 15, 2018

Carpet Biscuits

A narrow excretion left on ones carpet

Yo Homeboy left me carpet biscuits this mornning.

by Jnailsrelly July 10, 2008

Chicken in a biscuit

The act of putting a chicken leg in a skank's vag with a yeast infection and then proceeding to eat it out.

Spanky : I can't believe Amber wanted to give me a chicken in a biscuit last night. Gross!

by biiitchtits August 01, 2016

biscuit busta

A biscuit busta is a person, normally fat, and eats a lot.

Tom is a freaking biscuit busta tonight!

by forrrrrrr surrrrrrrrre February 19, 2008

Shoot the Biscuit

A game that involves a group of guys in a circle jerk around a biscuit. The last one to jizz onto the Biscuit is the loser and has to eat the biscuit.

Guy #1: I fucking hate Alberta cowboys.
Guy #2: Why
Guy #1: Those fucking faggots always play shoot the biscuit!

by Old_Spice February 16, 2014

Whisker Biscuit

Any Welsh bloke that has a thing for Jammy Dodgers and Doctor Who. A Whisker Biscuit will be your saving grace in a time of moldy biscuits or any such analogy.

"You're my Whisker Biscuit and you'll always be my Whisker Biscuit."

by The Devil's ex January 27, 2018

freedom biscuit

croissant

We're boycotting France so, so I call a croissant a freedom biscuit.

freedom biscuit freedom biscuit

by lord Vittles VI August 03, 2008