Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

by Wafflebender May 18, 2015

Attack thots

Thots that protects your home valuables or someone you love me. A ratchet you keeping the walls that haven't been fed in months that defends your house

Attack thots, attack!!!!! He heard as he pushed open the door.

by Sue sue sudio March 11, 2022

Starfish attack

When you're performing oral on someone, and they fart in your face.

I was going down on her, and she starfish attacked me.

by Educatingmasses March 21, 2018

monkey attack

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.

I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.

by Larzee March 19, 2011

fart attack

When you're so gassy that you're farting nonstop and you have to constantly run away from the crime scene. The smell is usually very potent and you are gonna want to move it once you let the gas rip. You don't want to be blamed for a fart attack, it doesn't make for good social encounters in the future. So, beware.

Did you hear about that girl who had a fart attack yesterday? You could hear and smell her farts from across the hall. She didn't even try to hide her explosive gas. Disgusting.

by Marietta Finch September 08, 2017

slipper attack

The worst form of torture and the most powerful weapon of all time disguised as simple footwear with its following weapon: dad's belt

A:Hey have you seen C
B:yeah he died of slipper attack
A:poor guy

by panfruit October 11, 2021

Tism attack

Short form for autism

OR

A mental disorder, except you have every single possible disability all at once in a short 5-10 minute spam, where you're constantly trying to roll yourself in a wheelchair while beating your chest with your meat in hand, and completely making weird noises with your mouth.

YIPPEEE

"whats he doing right now?"
"he saw a half naked yippe creature in the wild, roaming around with cigarette in mouth with its meat in hand and waving it-"

"WHAT THE F- *TISM ATTACK*"

by Young tiler November 20, 2023