Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.

Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!

by On the plod October 10, 2017

chinese wings

Licking out a girl on her period

I licked that girl out on her period it tasted like ‘Chinese wings’!

by dyl wes August 14, 2020

Chinese Boredom

So bored you can't speak/type properly.

Person I : "excellet
excellent*
jesus."

Person II : "Chinese typing again?"

Person I : " Yeah, Chinese Boredom= Right now."

by NottaRealNameIIVIVIV December 25, 2010

Fishy Chinese Puppet

The act of fisting a fish, and then fisting someone with the fish, while still fisting the fish.

P1: Have you tried doing a Fishy Chinese Puppet?
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. August 2, 2025

Chinese finger trap

To put on index finger in a woman’s vagina, and the other one in her butthole.

I can’t believe she tricked me into a Chinese finger trap. Probably gonna have to marry her now

by The world’s tallest midget April 15, 2023

Chinese Scrotum

The process of initially reducing penis size before engaging in anal intercourse, with the size increasing during insertion.

He used a Chinese Scrotum technique to shrink his penis for anal, letting it expand during insertion.

by Sigma Male 695 May 1, 2025

Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.

"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"

by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019