troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.
Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.
by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004
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troll

dog whistle used by "anarcho" capitalists to identify non-ancaps who have a deep understanding of their ideology and argumentation tricks, whose valid criticisms of the ideology cannot be dismissed with the talking points and gotchas that are effective on the less experienced.
"I hate that troll wilfra, none of my fallacious arguments work on him and he knows more about anarcho-capitalism than I do."
by twoambien June 27, 2016
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troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.
is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!
by NonFish August 25, 2008
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Lame Troll

A person that aggressively searches for companions of the opposite sex with no real sense of discernment, tending to be both unoriginal and uncool. Their approach is to bait many in hopes of catching one unsuspecting prey.
James looks through all my Facebook friends trying to find a date, he is such a Lame Troll
by K.J.Steezy January 12, 2012
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sports troll

A person who overtly rubs a big loss in the faces of the losing teams fans; via social media, comments sections, ECT... despite the fact that they are (obviously or admittedly) not a fan of the winning team.
"Adam has always been a Dolphins fan, but the only time you here him talk about sports on Facebook, is when the Patriots loose a big game and he rubs it in our faces"
"What a sports troll"
by Ihaslambchops January 20, 2014
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Troll Beast

A troll beast is the name given to the ex(s) in your life that makes you want to vomit nonstop when thought about. In most cases you were under the influence of SOMETHING the entire relationship. These exes are usually obsessed with you for a good amount of time after you leave them. Nobody should be held accountable for these relationships because they are usually just a practice round for a real relationship. If you've had a troll beast in your past, you are most likely now in a fabulous relationship with you new, handsome/beautiful bf/gf...while the troll beast.... Is not.
Friend: Good God... THAT is your ex??!

You: Yes.. That God awful Troll Beast is my ex. But in my defense, I was drunk the entire relationship.
by GodAwful May 10, 2012
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Troll Food

Any item of any level of significance on the internet that lures an amount of trolls. On very rare occasions, a troll slowly enjoys its food, while most scarf it down, much to the disgust of other internet goers.
*video of Justin Bieber's Baby*
Commenter: "This video just keeps churning out troll food."
Troll: "THSI SONG IS SOOO GAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!1!!!"
Commenter: "Guys, really, stop feeding the trolls."
by Dameon Dice June 12, 2012
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