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troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.
Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.
by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004
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troll

dog whistle used by "anarcho" capitalists to identify non-ancaps who have a deep understanding of their ideology and argumentation tricks, whose valid criticisms of the ideology cannot be dismissed with the talking points and gotchas that are effective on the less experienced.
"I hate that troll wilfra, none of my fallacious arguments work on him and he knows more about anarcho-capitalism than I do."
by twoambien June 27, 2016
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troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.
is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!
by NonFish October 17, 2008
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Cupboard Troll

A person who cannot stop snacking, is always in the cupboards or fridge. Eats everything and anything.
John-You have no food in your kitchen
Matt-Sorry my brother is a cupboard troll and ate it all!
by Hacker8365932826 March 21, 2011
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Boomer Troll

A member of the boomer generation who is also an internet troll. Boomer Trolls are often single, white, overweight males who troll people online via email, social media or text messages. They typically lack the courage to face their victims in person, instead choosing to attack them from the comfort of their smartphone or computer.
My brother is such as boomer troll! He keeps emailing me disturbing pictures but won't actually pick up the phone.
by Jake T Colorado September 25, 2022
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sports troll

A person who overtly rubs a big loss in the faces of the losing teams fans; via social media, comments sections, ECT... despite the fact that they are (obviously or admittedly) not a fan of the winning team.
"Adam has always been a Dolphins fan, but the only time you here him talk about sports on Facebook, is when the Patriots loose a big game and he rubs it in our faces"
"What a sports troll"
by Ihaslambchops January 19, 2014
mugGet the sports trollmug.

putin troll

A person paid to spread misinformation in chat rooms, usually anti-Hillary and anti-Obama.
User122343: MAGA. Lock her up. Repeal and replace.
Normal person: STFU Putin troll
by dranalog July 25, 2017
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