troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.
Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.
by Elroy Fitz February 01, 2004
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troll

dog whistle used by "anarcho" capitalists to identify non-ancaps who have a deep understanding of their ideology and argumentation tricks, whose valid criticisms of the ideology cannot be dismissed with the talking points and gotchas that are effective on the less experienced.
"I hate that troll wilfra, none of my fallacious arguments work on him and he knows more about anarcho-capitalism than I do."
by twoambien June 27, 2016
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troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.
is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!
by NonFish August 25, 2008
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Troll Food

Any item of any level of significance on the internet that lures an amount of trolls. On very rare occasions, a troll slowly enjoys its food, while most scarf it down, much to the disgust of other internet goers.
*video of Justin Bieber's Baby*
Commenter: "This video just keeps churning out troll food."
Troll: "THSI SONG IS SOOO GAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!1!!!"
Commenter: "Guys, really, stop feeding the trolls."
by Dameon Dice June 12, 2012
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Scroll-troll

A person that is connected to you on social media sites. They rarely if ever: comment on post. they do not hit the like, love, get angry or saddened button. They just troll your posts, scroll-trolls view your pictures, watch you videos, literally watch your every move laying in the cut as if dead.
I know numb-nuts is a scroll-troll because Mike told me numb-nuts was raving about my posts.
by Jay G Dizzle Mesa, Az outtaSF November 24, 2018
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Boomer Troll

A member of the boomer generation who is also an internet troll. Boomer Trolls are often single, white, overweight males who troll people online via email, social media or text messages. They typically lack the courage to face their victims in person, instead choosing to attack them from the comfort of their smartphone or computer.
My brother is such as boomer troll! He keeps emailing me disturbing pictures but won't actually pick up the phone.
by Jake T Colorado September 25, 2022
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trap troll

A girl who does nothing all day but trolls from one trap house to another trying to get high on everyone else's supplies

Never has Anything. And will take anything that's not nailed down and does anything for a hit
Felicia's got nothing on that trap troll
by Shasty707 September 26, 2017
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