troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

troll

dog whistle used by "anarcho" capitalists to identify non-ancaps who have a deep understanding of their ideology and argumentation tricks, whose valid criticisms of the ideology cannot be dismissed with the talking points and gotchas that are effective on the less experienced.

"I hate that troll wilfra, none of my fallacious arguments work on him and he knows more about anarcho-capitalism than I do."

by twoambien June 27, 2016

troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.

is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!

by NonFish October 17, 2008

sports troll

A person who overtly rubs a big loss in the faces of the losing teams fans; via social media, comments sections, ECT... despite the fact that they are (obviously or admittedly) not a fan of the winning team.

"Adam has always been a Dolphins fan, but the only time you here him talk about sports on Facebook, is when the Patriots loose a big game and he rubs it in our faces"
"What a sports troll"

by Ihaslambchops January 19, 2014

King troll

Also known as goat troll or super sayain troll, he’s a tiktoker that dick rides dragon ball z, hates on Naruto 247 and throws a hissy fit when someone doesn’t like his favorite character Sakura going as far as calling people misogynistic for not liking his favorite character Sakura. He has posted videos saying “if someone calls your favorite character/show trahs ignore them it’s their opinion”. he tells others to respect his opinion when he calls Naruto trash but when someone calls dbz or Sakura trash he gets mad, this shows his very hypocritical tendencies. He also is know for his frequent opinion changes switching his top 10 list every 10 hours. He also missed on every post.

King troll is dumb he seriously thinks dbz is better than Naruto

by Bahhajgjdknsjowwonswjbcjwkdo o February 21, 2021

trap troll

A girl who does nothing all day but trolls from one trap house to another trying to get high on everyone else's supplies

Never has Anything. And will take anything that's not nailed down and does anything for a hit

Felicia's got nothing on that trap troll

by Shasty707 September 26, 2017

Scroll-troll

A person that is connected to you on social media sites. They rarely if ever: comment on post. they do not hit the like, love, get angry or saddened button. They just troll your posts, scroll-trolls view your pictures, watch you videos, literally watch your every move laying in the cut as if dead.

I know numb-nuts is a scroll-troll because Mike told me numb-nuts was raving about my posts.

by Jay G Dizzle Mesa, Az outtaSF November 24, 2018