Tony

A Tony is a man who eats, farts, and sleeps. Funny nice guy however the above still stands.

After Tony did you have any food left? did you smell that? did you hear that?

by sandvag August 21, 2021

tank top tony

The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.

My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.

by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024

dry tony

after going for a dump, and finding no toilet paper, one proceeds to ass wipe with a towel.

there was no toilet paper in the long drop, had to do a dry tony

by PettyPineapple May 20, 2018

Tony

Tony: True love of Kristie. No time distance or mean words will change the way I feel about you. I love you more, forever until the end of time and then after that.

Tony is the only person Kristie will ever want, need or crave in every way. She literally has eyes or thoughts or feelings for any other person ever. My person, my home.

by Tony's Kristie August 10, 2024

Clean tony

The act of cleaning the cum of some man off of your face after a real long night of hard core sex over at cherry grove

Wow man I was a real clean tony after last night but I don’t remember his name

by Niggydes September 20, 2021

gabe/tony

is a fag

“gabe/tony likes dick he’s such a fag”

by ghostface549 March 20, 2023

Tony

The coolest person I’ve eva met

My man tony is so badass dude!

by Rum 4 life December 16, 2021