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Bang Blindness

Hitting on an ugly chick because you know she's likely to put out and you will end up having sex. Usually used when one or both parties are sober, so alcohol cannot be blamed for poor judgement.

similar to hotness hypnosis but leads to overlooking serious flaws in their physical appearance.
1: "Dude, It's been like 6 months I've gotta find me a woman!"

2: "Just see where your Bang Blindness takes you man"
by borntoboogie June 29, 2009
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Bangcock bang

A sexual act between a man and a women (small children and goats suffice) in which the man thrusts into the anus while holding onto the ears/horns of the partner while simultaneously shitting into a pile behind the partner, upon pulling out the man throws his partner backwards into said pile and proceeds to stab said partner in the eye with his penis. then proceeds to initiate a golden shower in and or around the face. While partner is visually impaired, the man will fist the partner's anus (and potentially vagina at the same time). Upon climax , the man proceeds to write his name on said partners chest with cum.
I was so wasted last night... i woke up in the aftermath of a bangcock bang...
by Michell Malkin October 21, 2008
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Big Bang

Either 6.5, 8.9, or 13.7 billion years ago (they keep rescheduling it), nothing blew itself up.
After the explosion, once the smoke had all faded and the dust had settled, a countless number of galaxies, systems, stars, and planets covered a presumed infinite amount of space.

What the hell?
"Hey, we currently have no explanation for the beginning of the universe, man."
"Well, just pick from the existing ones."
"We could do that, but, uh, sir..."
"What?"
"They all involve the supernatural and/or some sort of deity(s)."
"Holy crap! Heaven (which I don't believe exists) forbid we actually believe there are greater forces in the world than ourselves (arrogant brats aren't we?)! Quick, make something up!"
"How about... I know! A massive explosion created everything! We'll call it the 'Big Bang'."
"Think anyone will buy that?"
"If we come up with a bunch of nonsensical yet complex equations to back it up, yes."
"Do it."
by STJosh May 1, 2007
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care to bang?

asking someone if they care to bang or if they want to have a hot cs match
by Techn9ne June 2, 2003
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blood bang

Having sex with a girl while she's on her period.
by 0cub March 13, 2009
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hardcore banging

i would bang you hardcore right now. i would bang him hardcore.
by char-char* May 13, 2005
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bang socks

Bro, you got any bang socks? I got this girl in my room and I need to wrap it up before I slap it up
by Tonkatron May 8, 2018
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