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left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.
by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017
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left lane jackass

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
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Left

The positive connotation, it means something went good/well.
My birthday was fun even though coronavirus happened, things went left in the end.
by Succitysuccsucc November 24, 2020
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Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day
Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"
by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021
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