jersey hunter

a mega whore who fucks as many athletes (football players, basketball players, etc) so when they're famous the jersey hunter can say i slept with him!! also to spread STDs. Jersey hunters are primarily found in college

Cassie: oh heyy, ur really good at basketball... wanna fuck
Jalaan: well ok
...
Jalaan: oh shit herpes!!!!
George: damn dud u shouldnt have boinged Cassie she's a jersey hunter man

by crazyknowledge79 January 2, 2011

Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 8, 2022

new jersey khaki

The color black.

Wife: "My nephews birthday party is tomorrow, what are you wearing?" Husband: *New Jersey khaki"

by Thunderboogie February 27, 2016

new jersey death trap

when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex

things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood

by ash catsup March 31, 2022

jersey highway

The path made in the snow in the backyard for a little dog.

We let the dog out to use the Jersey Highway.

by 707mom February 28, 2019

national give a girl you jersey day

September 30th is the day to give ur favorite girl or a girl you talk to your jersey

it’s national give a girl you jersey day

by takenbacon17 September 24, 2021

south jersey

complete trash

where are you from?
south jersey

oh so basically pennsylvania?

by bigpimpinbigdreams April 12, 2019