An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024
Get the Turd Tampin Hammer Grabbermug. The metal item that Nathaniel (aka Nessenyul) can never find, no matter how many times he calls for it. Often referred to as a "hahma".
by THE HAMMAAAAH October 25, 2018
Get the Hammermug. by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022
Get the gooch hammermug. My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020
Get the hammer ranchmug. by Chrishammer January 13, 2016
Get the chris hammermug. by Cucha February 5, 2010
Get the Hammer Stormmug. Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis
by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019
Get the Meat hammermug.