Nutty Nutty Fruit Cake

a beautiful word that makes you go bananas

Science Teacher: Zamn!! These crab cakes are making me go NUTTY NUTTY FRUIT CAKE!!
Science class: Nutty Nutty Fruity Cakey

by girlboss696969696 February 9, 2022

fruit basket

when a group of fruity queer people hang out

look at that fruit basket over there

by milkjugger April 27, 2022

Summer fruits

A summer fruits a easy woman who’s very good looking

That summer fruits is a stunning one

by Mc chaz February 4, 2022

fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015

Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

by Stickydragon March 22, 2022

fruit with frosting

A gay man in the center of and on the receiving end of a bukkake circle.

"This cinnabon is stickier that a fruit with frosting"

by Trevor Trevorson February 25, 2014

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018