A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it
by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023
Get the crack vet mug.A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.
larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)
bob: yeah
larry: good :)
by VervetMonkey August 16, 2023
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Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.
by Itchytaint December 3, 2021
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by CockTorturer January 25, 2022
Get the Cracking the leather mug.A feeling after goofing off or laughing that make you feel like you have to much energy for your body to contain
by your truely molly February 8, 2022
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